Mom's rules don't apply to wine tasting

Don’t let your momma know this; but, she was wrong. Her cardinal rules don’t apply when you imbibe.

Rule Number One: “Don’t ask too many questions.”

Tasting room hosts are very knowledgeable and want to impart their knowledge to tasters. So, ask about their personal wine experience and their favorites. Secretly, everyone on the planet wants to be asked about their realm of knowledge whether it’s batting averages or how to make the perfect biscuits. So, don’t be shy or think your question is silly. Step up to the plate and swing.

Rule Number Two: “Don’t be critical.”

This declaration is so off track when you are serious about a wine tasting experience. Not all the palates are the same so don’t be shy about dumping the wine in the bucket or asking why the finish is so harsh or the body so flabby. A discerning nose and curious mind are enviable.

Rule Number Three: “Don’t spit”

Remember, professional wine competition judges do not swallow the wines they are judging; they spit after sniffing and sipping each selection. In fact, wine aficionados advise those who plan to visit a number of tasting rooms throughout the day to do the same. Also, sipping water and nibbling a water cracker between tastings will cleanse the palate for another surprise.

Rule Number Four: “Drink a little of everything that is offered to you.”

In most tasting rooms visitors are given a laundry list of wines available for sampling – often from a young, fruity white to a late harvest, high alcohol dessert variety. You don’t have to sample one of everything on the menu. Just say “No, thank you”.

Rule Number Five: “Don’t step on the nice lawn.”

As a devotee of the fine art of gourmet picnicking, I know most wineries have awesome areas to hold your own al fresco lunch. Always ask if facilities are available before you claim a table and most importantly buy a bottle of wine from that winery. Tasting room personnel are happy to open your wine selection and lend you some wine glasses.

Rule Number Six: “Always say thank you.”

OK, this time your mom was right. There is nothing like a splash of courtesy to make your day in the vineyards a memorable one. In addition, your mom would be pleased that you remembered her words.

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