Choose Your Own Foodventure(1)
If you were anywhere from 7 to 10 between 1979 and 1998, you know what to do. If not, don't worry. You'll figure it out.
1. Another Monday morning, another day at the office. To make things worse, your boss had asked you to come in to work an hour early, and still hasn't shown up for her own "special meeting." At least that means you have time to run into the office kitchen and make up for that breakfast you skipped.
Unfortunately, once you get to the kitchen, you notice there's only a packet of the new Starbucks instant coffee and an old box of cereal. You definitely need something in you ....
If you make yourself a cup of Starbucks instant coffee, go to Paragraph No. 2.
If you'd rather pour yourself a bowl of cereal, go to Paragraph No. 10.
2. While making your Via coffee, you read a little brochure about Starbucks' new breakfast line-up and its recent coffee-breakfast pairings. Especially the part about the bacon-frittata sandwich. Who cares if bacon jumped the shark a long time ago? You're going to bring it up at the special morning meeting. Of course, all that breakfast talk has your tummy rumbling ....
If you head back to your desk and wait for the meeting, go to No. 4.
If you're still hungry and want to wander outside to get a quick bite to eat, go to No. 7.
3. You stride into The Pub in the Square like a conquering hero, but quickly realize something's wrong. All the people look so ... red. And you're not feeling too well, yourself. Feeling ... woozy. The lights ... something wrong with ... the lights .... Are you ... getting ... sunburn in March?! Go to No. 15.
4. What an obedient drone you are. But as 45 minutes pass by without any sign from the boss, your rigid at-attention stance falters, and you find yourself on the Web.
